The first day of my last semester

Today was the first day of my senior Spring semester of college, which was not fun at all. This inspired me to write a post about recent things I've heard that have made me laugh out loud. Hopefully this post will improve my day and yours.

• People in glass houses should not throw stones. Actually, throwing stones is bad behavior... i propose that people should not throw stones regardless of the housing situation. However, if you are trapped in a glass house and have a stone, you should throw it!

• I don't like kids, they are small, smelly and eat most of the world's cookies!

• How fast does a zebra have to run to look grey?

Now completely off topic, how do I know whether or not to use grey or gray??? What is the difference! I have found and crayon and it says that it is "gray" and if Crayola uses gray it must be right! I decided to use Google to find an answer to this gr(a|e)y dilemma. I Google everything (if i need to know what time it is i don't look for a watch i just ask Google and it knows). Google let me down though, so many results for grey and gray that it was impossible to discover the correct word for the color. For now I will let this topic rest, but my quest to uncover the truth will continue. One last joke to end where I started off, this joke was on Comedy Central Presents: Kyle Cease and my boyfriend thinks it's hilarious:

• I hate people at Halloween they don’t carve their pumpkin out, they’ll just like paint a face on it; you know what I’m talking about? But some people won’t even do that, they’ll paint a face, but it won’t even be on a pumpkin, it’ll be like on a piece of paper. But some people won’t even do that, they’ll take like a bunch of words and put that on a piece of paper, and it’ll be like an essay on Ben Franklin or some shit, you know? And then they’ll hand it in at school and it won’t even be Halloween! It’s like, pffft, nice jack-o-lantern, jacka**!